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Late Night Is Tickled by Trump’s Pants

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Late-night hosts found their way back to Donald J. Trump on Monday after some thought that a grainy video showed that the former president could have worn his pants backward at a convention in North Carolina.

“Then there was a detailed online investigation. You know, usually if you got this close to Trump’s crotch, he’d pay you $130,000,” Jimmy Kimmel said, referring to a payment made to Stephanie Clifford, also known as the pornographic star Stormy Daniels.

“That’s right, Bezos says it’s perfectly safe because he’s being packed by the same people who ship Amazon boxes.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Now, you know who this is great news for? Elon Musk, because you realize, for a few hours, he can be like, ‘Ha ha! I’m now the richest man on earth! Yes, the richest man! Oh, he’s back. I’m going to go tweet about Bitcoin now.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“My favorite part of the story is Jeff Bezos’s ship is auctioning off another seat for this trip. Why? You’re Jeff Bezos. Just pay the extra money to not sit with a stranger on a trip to space! I mean, this is the culmination of your childhood dream. You don’t want to spend it fighting over the arm rest.” — TREVOR NOAH

“And I know $2.8 million sounds like a lot of money for a trip to space, but keep in mind, that’s basically how much it costs to change your flight on United.” — TREVOR NOAH

The “Pose” star Indya Moore made her “Daily Show” debut on Monday night.

Maya Erskine and Anna Konkle, the creators and stars of “Pen15,” will appear on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

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